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17 Funny Bullet Journal Quotes

Here are 17 funny bullet journal quotes to help you de-stress about all the planning. If you’re into bullet journals, you know it’s a fun and relaxing activity, but you can easily get overwhelmed!

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17 Funny Bullet Journal Quotes:

Be The Person Your Bullet Journal Thinks You are.

Be the person who seems to have their shit together.

Eat, Drink And BuJo.

Eat, drink and bullet journal. What else do you need?

Adulting Level: 100%.

Next goal: adulting level 200%

It's A Good Day To Kick Ass.

Don’t overthink: kicking ass can be done in multiple ways.

I'm Not A Control Freak... But Let Me Show You How To Do It Right.

Everyone has their own method!

You're Hardcore - My Bullet Journal.

My bullet journal thinks I’m a decent human being.

You Are Damn Strong.

Damn right, I’m strong!

Today's To Do List: Some Shit, Some Shit, Some Shit, Drink Wine.

Does anything else matter besides wine?

Get Your Ass Out of Bed. - The Universe.

When I’m bing watching Netflix in my bed…

I Have A Toxic Relationship With My Bullet Journal - Said No One Ever.

On the contrary, you can write about your toxic relationship(s) in your bullet journal.

I Like To Make Plans And Then Wishing I Didn't Make Them.

Who else is happy when plans are cancelled?!

“You can get excited about the future. The past won’t mind.” -Hillary DePiano, New Year’s Thieve.

A very inspirational quote from the play “New Year’s Thieve” by Hillary DePiano.

Highlight of The Day: Planning Things I Won't Probably Do.

Sometimes planning the things we should do feels like we’ve already done them.

Me Everytime I'm In Trouble: "Well, It Didn't Go As Planned..."

Unfortunately we can’t plan everything…

It's A Good Day To Do Nothing.

We all need a break once in a while.

By The Time I Finish Planning, I Don't Have The Energy To Do Anything Else.

Sometimes I put so much energy into writing what I should do instead of doing them.

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